Depressing Christmas Songs, Ctd

A reader writes:

The all time, hands down, most depressing Christmas song has to be "Grandma got run over by a reindeer." I mean...a GRANDMA gets RUN OVER by a Freakin' Reindeer! Missing your, family, or a lover kinda' seems a little whiny compared to a senior citizen brutally attacked by an animal. They even say she had hoof prints on her back.