That's Sarah Palin's description of the father of her grandson's Playgirl photo-shoot. In fact, there is no frontal nudity and the photos seem more Bruce Webber than Linda Lovelace. From what we've seen so far, Levi has been shot as any future model would want to be.

But he is doing nothing more than pose without all his clothes on for money. Now who does that remind one of? Oh, yes, one Sarah Heath entering the swimsuit competition for a Miss Alaska beauty pageant. So let's see what "porn" is and what it isn't. This, according to Palin, is porn:

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This is not porn:

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This is porn:


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This is not porn:

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