"This is not a typical American family. I don’t know many of us who have been involved in TV reality shows and chasing storms, it’s a different experience than most of us face,” - Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden. They're so busted. But I love the 911 dispatcher's calm inquiries about a flying saucer.

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