How The Taliban Treated A Detainee
Pretty well, according to David Rhode:
They vowed to follow the tenets of Islam that mandate the good treatment of prisoners. In my case, they unquestionably did. They gave me bottled water, let me walk in a small yard each day and never beat me.
So that's one more feather in Cheney's cap: he brought prisoner treatment under the US to below that of the Taliban.