There Goes My Chance!


Governor Palin reserves the right to refuse dinner with a winning bidder if, in her sole discretion, the winning bidder is not a suitable bidder based on her subjective standards of suitability, professionalism, background and other factors.

But this is priceless from the dinner auction's small print:

"While descriptions are believed to be accurate, neither Kompolt or its employees, agents, or contractors provide any warranties or guarantees, express or implied, as to the genuineness, authenticity, or accuracy of description, condition, or defect, if any, of the item(s) auctioned and will not be held responsible for discrepancies or inaccuracies in item descriptions provided."

If only Bill Kristol had been as honest when selling her to John McCain.