Obama Decrees Primae Noctis

by Chris Bodenner

At least in the mind of one "Tea Party Patriot," relayed to his supporters:

I want to see some Braveheart moments in our townhall meetings. I want to see our men paint their faces blue and shout out freedom, like Mel Gibson playing the character, William Wallace, did.

Wonkette responds:

Please, please do this, guys!