by Patrick Appel

Words fail. Noam Scheiber's response to the above video:

From the category of "things that make you want to gouge your eyes out with your pinky, shove scalding hot pokers in your ears, and repeatedly slam the door of a 1950s-vintage, American-made sedan on your head"

Seconded.

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