by Chris Bodenner

"On Faith" consults its stable of theologians. One of them, Arun Gandhi, replies in 118 characters:

No, God does not tweet nor does God have time to listen to almost seven billion people insincerely pleading for mercy.

In a video after the jump, Anderson Cooper unleashes his trademark cattiness on Heidi Montag, who recently thanked God via Twitter for her performance at the Miss Universe competition.

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