So we now know for sure that the cover-lie was another cover-lie. So what was the real reason for the sudden, 3 pm, don't even tell your father-in-law, drag-Todd-back-from-the-peak-of-the-summer-run, meltdown on July 3? Watch for shoes falling from great heights. My neck is sore since last September.

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