by Chris Bodenner
CNN says that Rafsanjani's speech is underway, but not even Iranian TV is airing it. Instead, the regime is broadcasting the following on its five channels:
1) a discussion on havij bastani (an Iranian desert with carrots and ice cream)
2) a 1986 Japanese cartoon
3) an Indian movie
4) an even cheesier Iranian movie
5) a documentary on the Iran-Iraq war
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