I've been waiting for this piece of news:

Known Gentleman Randy Sarafan decided to make this office chair to help "accurately Smaller_bigger document and share [his] life as it happens," which is as admirable a cause as there ever has been to open a Twitter account. The setup is surprisingly complex: A natural gas sensor does the sniffing; an Arduino does the thinking; an Squidbee wireless module does the communicating; Twitter does the sharing. It's a feat, to be sure.

The tooting tweet itself:

Pfffffffffft about 24 hours ago from web

Or my favorite:

Someone please disassemble me

Let me know the first tweeted queef, will you?

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