I've been waiting for this piece of news:
Known Gentleman Randy Sarafan decided to make this office chair to help "accurately document and share [his] life as it happens," which is as admirable a cause as there ever has been to open a Twitter account. The setup is surprisingly complex: A natural gas sensor does the sniffing; an Arduino does the thinking; an Squidbee wireless module does the communicating; Twitter does the sharing. It's a feat, to be sure.
The tooting tweet itself:
Pfffffffffft about 24 hours ago from web
Or my favorite:
Someone please disassemble me
Let me know the first tweeted queef, will you?