"I know what people want. People like nudity, and coffee is profitable. Sure, I'd start a coffee shop, but I'd be out of work in a week," - Donald Crabtree, proprietor of the newly opened Grand View Topless Coffee Shop in Vassalboro, Maine. Brrrr.

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