Britain comes up with a plan to save its economy:
For exactly two minutes on March 6th at 11.00am our consortium of psychics and healers will act as a channel for the positive thoughts of the entire country... With over 80 million people concentrating their mental energies at the same time on the same day, we will unleash an irresistible psychic force that will, quite literally, make our dreams come true.
It is a proven scientific fact that thinking about something often causes it to happen. Some call this quantum physics.
(hat tip: Salmon)