Drezner weighs in on the miraculous Hudson river landing:

While most birds probably wish to peacefully coexist with humans, it is becoming increasingly clear that a small group of radicalized avians are hell-bent on destroying our way of life.  This can not stand.

I, for one, look forward to President Bush's declaration of a War on Birds.  Unfortunately, this will last only four days, after which President Obama will no doubt appoint this guy as special envoy to the avian community.

I, for one, blame Canada.

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