I didn't know you had it in you:
Surely you've heard the one about the moyle who has a side business selling wallets he would make out of his clients' foreskins. When asked by a potential buyer why his wallets were so expensive, the moyle explained: "Because if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase."
Badaboom. Another writes:
Yes, they are especially good for eyelid replacement. Unfortunately, the recipients turn out a bit cockeyed.
Tip your waitress. Goldberg is due to chime in any minute now, I suspect.