Circumcision Jokes

I didn't know you had it in you:

Surely you've heard the one about the moyle who has a side business selling wallets he would make out of his clients' foreskins.  When asked by a potential buyer why his wallets were so expensive, the moyle explained: "Because if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase."

Badaboom. Another writes:

Yes, they are especially good for eyelid replacement. Unfortunately, the recipients turn out a bit cockeyed.

Tip your waitress. Goldberg is due to chime in any minute now, I suspect.