"Slanders sir, for the satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards, that their faces are wrinkled, their eyes purging thick amber and plumtree gum, and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams.  All which sir, though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down," - William Shakespeare, Hamlet.

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