Men In Tights

A new report says that one on two German men now wear tights. Nige is appalled:

I fear it's all part of the feminisation of the western male, as reflected in the surging market for male skincare products. This is not in itself a bad thing, but come on, we've got to draw the line somewhere. I draw it at tights.

Cravats? Yes! (I was out in mine again last night, looking one hell of a fellow). Tights? Nein danke!