The World Of Cindy

A reader writes:

Let's see, in the last year I have gone to Flagstaff (2.5 hours from Phoenix BY CAR), Show Low (3 hours from Phoenix BY CAR), Tucson (2 hours), Bisbee (3 hours), Lake Havasu City (3.5 hours), Sedona, (2 hours), Greer (4 hours), Prescott (1.5 hours), Jerome (1.5 hours), and various other destinations, and I never knew any of them required a private plane !!!

What is wrong with me?