Snarkiest Lede Ever

by Chris Bodenner
From the AP:

If Sen. John McCain is really serious about becoming a Web-savvy citizen, perhaps Kathryn Robinson can help. Robinson is now 106 that's 35 years older than McCain and she began using the Internet at 98, at the Barclay Friends home in West Chester, Pa., where she lives. "I started to learn because I wanted to e-mail my family," she says in an e-mail message, naturally.

I'm sure Andrew's posted it before, but this Onion classic is worth another laugh:

The popular search engine Google announced plans Friday to launch a new site,, to appeal to older adults not able to navigate the original website's single text field and two clearly marked buttons. ... "All you have to do to turn the website on is put the little blinking line thing in the cyberspace window at the top of the screen, type ',' and press 'return'although it will also recognize,, and 'THEGOOGLE' typed into a Word document."