"I shall be on Alan Colmes free-for-all radio show tonight, 11pm-1am local time. Looks like a totally goyische line-up there for a change. I hope Alan won't feel lonely," - John Derbyshire, today.

Yes, the Award has been retired for some time now - except when Derb writes something like this. He has dibs.

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