The manufacturers of the Obama monkey-doll replied to a few appalled customers:

To Those with Heartfelt Queries,

We chose twenty-two customer queries today that we believe merit a response.  You touched us with either your concern, intelligence, humor, sensitivity, and/or your thoughtfulness.  We thank you.  There are other queries we received today as well that we chose not to respond to, because of their spewing of venom and their aimlessness.

We at TheSockObama Co. are saddened that some individuals have chosen to misinterpret our plush toy.  It is not, nor has it ever been our objective to hurt, dismay or anger anyone.  We guess there is an element of naviete on our part, in that we don't think in terms of myths, fables, fairy tales and folklore.  We simply made a casual and affectionate observation one night, and a charming association between a candidate and a toy we had when we were little.  We wonder now if this might be a great opportunity to take this moment to really try and transcend still existing racial biases.   

We think that if we can do this together, maybe it will behoove us a nation and maybe we'll even begin to truly communicate with one another more tenderly, more real even. This is only our introductory plush toy. If we choose to move forward with a Republican candidate, we'll begin with an elongated and slightly lumpy, fuzzy Idaho potato. Had a different Democratic candidate won the nomination, we were prepared to move forward with the cutest, fluffiest 12" chestnut and golden-haired squirrel, with a short Farrah-like do in a brown pantsuit and call her Squirellary. In earnest folks, we're so sorry we offended anybody.

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