"An Obama presidency would signal the final salvo by the Left in the culture wars. Obama's advance troops have already taken over our college campuses, have bound and gagged our conservative professors, have ravished our virgins, have pillaged our stores of wisdom, and have ensconced themselves in the thrones of power in deans', presidents' and department heads' offices," - Mary Grabar, Townhall.com.

The need to force Obama into the culture wars is very, very deep. And very, very boring. Hilzoy is tracking the latest "conservative" hysterics here.

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