I was lucky enough to be invited to an off-the-record dinner with the king and queen of Jordan last week. Under the rules, I can't say anything they said, but I did have a rare laugh. I was seated next to Eugene Robinson of the Washington Post who was impressed, as anyone would be, with the beauty of one of his hosts.
"I've never seen a queen with muscle tone like that," he whispered over the starter.
He's clearly never been to my gym.