Screwing Elmo

From a blog made up entirely of actual IM conversations:

A: A few of us were playing ‘F**k, Friend or Throw off a Cliff’
A: You ever played this?
B: No
A: I’ll explain
A: I was given the names Ernie, Elmo and Oscar the Grouch, and I had to choose which one I’d f**k, which one I’d want as a friend, and which one I’d throw off a cliff
B: Oscar was the friend, I assume.

The rest here.