An American patriot refuses to be a party to the Bush-Cheney administration's war on the English language. Money quote:

Pulling out my fingernails or even cutting off a finger would have been preferable. At least if someone had attacked my hands, I would have had to simply tolerate pain. But drowning is another matter.

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