"In the Jan. 23 issue of Wednesday Journal, River Forest Village President Frank Paris is quoted saying, 'I'll answer any question except if you ask me how many times I sodomized my parent. Those kinds of questions can't be asked.' What Mr. Paris actually said was, 'I'll answer any question except if you ask me how many times I sodomized my parrot,'" - Wednesday Journal, River Valley.

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