This tip struck home:

Take care of that late night snack or morning cereal bowl.  Setting them in the sink is one thing, but go that extra mile and actually put them in the dishwasher. After all, no one enjoys scraping bacon dip off a bowl that's been sitting too long or smelling the chili from the night before. A beer bottle on the counter the next morning is even worse.

Sorry, hon. But some things gay husbands don't have to worry about:

Remember, she's your wife, not one of your buddies. Don't burp during dinner, or squeeze one out during the movie as she's reaching for the popcorn.

Yeah, we don't much care. And we have Citrus Magic for the nasty ones.

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