More Campaign Limericks

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There once was a man named Romney,
Whose hair was an election anomaly:
His opponents were balding,
His attack ads were scalding,
And he spoke with robotic autonomy.

They searched for the next Reagan in vain.
The support for hizzoner did wane,
Fred's attempt didn't take,
And Mitt is so fake,
They shrugged and said, "Maybe McCain?"

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