"I think someone has complained about the noise. I am a loud farter, but there is no smell. I do not think it [the letter] is unreasonable, you get ladies in there," - Maurice Fox, required to leave the Kirkham Street Sports and Social Club in Devon, England, when he needs to pass gas.

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