"As far as conservatives care, the world will not be perfected until the last oryx is strangled with the intestines of the last lowland gorilla, their bodies burned in order to fuel an oryx-and-gorilla-powered Humvee. If solar panels could be weaponized, conservatives would demand we spend billions on them. If polar bears crapped gasoline, their futures would be bought and sold on Wall Street. But they don't, and they aren't," - Hunter at the DailyKos.

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