Cosmo For Malkins

Conservatism really is about a total ideology and life-style these days. Check out this pitch for a calendar with Star Parker as a cover-model:

Instead of, say, Paris Hilton gracing the cover in all her vacant glory, you see Star Parker or Michelle Malkin modeling the latest professional styles. And rather than being bombarded with teasers like “50 ways to make him want you,” your eyes are drawn to “10 policy positions that will make him crazy.” That would be worth your four dollars.

Readers are hereby invited to send in the top ten policy positions likely to make a man lust for Phyllis Shlafly.