"The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments," - Mad magazine, in a classic one-liner. A discussion of the tight relationship between low self-esteem and rampant materialism can be read here. (Hat tip: Daily Irrelevant.)

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