Paris Hilton: Numb and Number

Finally, a use for stupid spoiled you-know-whats:

Neuroscientists have found that a cardboard cutout of the ubiquitous Hilton Hotel heiress has a painkilling effect on mice. But don't expect clinical trials to begin anytime soon: Paris works only for males, and it may be only because she stresses them out.

Hat tip: Bookforum.