Worst '80s Video:

Runner-up here.

Best '80s Video:

Runner-up here.

Best-Worst '80s video:

Runner-up here.

Honorable mention for the following, a video that alone failed to get any votes at all, which, in this contest, is an achievement all by itself. Looking at it again, though, I can see why:

Major thanks to Jessie Roberts who put all this together.

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