About as good a pomo parody as I can imagine by LOLcat:

    april hates u, makes lilacs, u no can has.
    april in ur memoriez, making ur desire.
    spring rain in ur dull rootzes.
    earth in ur winter, covered in snow
    can has potato. PO-TA-TO.
    im in ur hofgarden, drinking ur coffeez.
    at archduke’s haus, invisible sled!
    im in ur moutainz, holding on tight.
    no can has cheezburger.
    oral sex metaphors in ur poem.

The original (for direct comparison) is here. (Hat tip: Boston Globe's Brainiac.)


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