With respect to that "favorite Bible verse" question:

"I don't know any Bible verses. Today, like yesterday and tomorrow, I will spend more time checking my email than reading the Bible. It's just not that important to me. You should still vote for me because I agree with you on the following issues."

Oh, wouldn't that be loverly?

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