The Trouble With Nature
I'm with Anderson:
When CNN producer David Doss announced that Planet in Peril would probably become a regular feature on Anderson Cooper 360º, Cooper groaned, "Jesus Christ! We really need to solve this whole environmental thing quickly, because I really don't want to do it again."
What was it Fran Lebowitz wrote: her idea of the Great Outdoors is the distance between the hotel lobby and the cab? Actually, that's not my position. I love outdoors, I just prefer to be in my own bed every night.