A hilarious tale of warring wedding chapels in Las Vegas. Money quote:

Reese also noted two fights that were documented in court files -- one in which a Garden of Love employee was convicted of battery for kicking a rival chapel worker in the head, and another in which Craig Luell and two others allegedly tussled at the courthouse with a competitor.

"This is all Garden of Love," Jerbic said. "Beating people, threatening people, using tactics no other chapel uses. You don't hear chapel vs. chapel. It's chapel vs. Garden of Love."

If this isn't a reality TV series waiting to happen, what is?

(Hat tip: Crazy Monk.)

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