I posted the Onion's TV analysis of the "core bullshit issues" of the election campaign on Friday. A friend asked whether I'd followed the crawl they have at the bottom of the screen. I hadn't. I should have. Classic - and hilarious - Onion stuff. If you missed the crawl the first time, it's worth a few seconds.

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