A classic:

After Giuliani spoke for nearly 25 minutes, Ron Paul, who may have earned his time to speak with this quarter’s fund raising, took the stage. Speaking for just over 10 minutes, Paul was then cut off by the stage music a tactic usually reserved for an emotional Oscar-winning actress (or one that gets a little too political) to wrap it up.

(Hat tip: Brian Miller.)

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