Inspiration can come from the strangest places:

In my search for the perfect title, I've begun to look to nail polish for inspiration. …This summer I was into shades of red and pink, and at my local beauty salon, where they use the OPI brand, my two favorites were "Moscow Nights" and "I'm Not Really a Waitress," both of which bring to my mind the sex trade. In a good way.

And so a story-title is born.

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