The stories were too good to be true. It turns out that Maureen McCormick, who played Marcia on the Brady Bunch, did not, in fact, have a lesbian affair during the taping of the series with Jan, younger sister. Her memoir will not include the steamy details because they never happened. Apologies to straight post-boomer guys everywhere.

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