During a football game! Money quote:

According to UW Police Officer Gerard Pehler, he was assisting a fan who had fallen due to heat exhaustion when a bystander approached and asked him, "Can you do anything about two having sex in the women's restroom stall?"

"They're going at it pretty good," added the fan.

Tippity-tap. (Thanks, Chait.) More straight toilet sex here.

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