Try being a gay Republican. This sad quote from LaShawn Barber says it all:

"I truly believe that Fred Thompson, Rudy Giuliani, Mitt Romney, and John McCain can't make it because of scheduling conflicts. I'm hopelessly naïve, I guess."

Yes, you are, LaShawn, you are.

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