A reader reminds me of Dorothy Parker:

I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host.

James Thurber put it best, perhaps, as another reader recalls:

"One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough."

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