A reader reminds me of Dorothy Parker:
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host.
James Thurber put it best, perhaps, as another reader recalls:
"One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough."
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