As Larry King played in the background of my hotel room last night, I heard that the former wife of a gay politician would be appearing shortly to discuss l'affaire Craig. Oy, I sighed, it's totally going to be media-shy Arianna Huffington, who, when Jim McGreevey came out, established something of a cottage industry as the go-to spurned wife of the gay (or in her case, "bisexual") political husband for television bookers everywhere. But it turns out that Larry's guest was Dina Matos McGreevey. Arianna must have been so pissed! Will there be a face-off between Huffington and McGreevey for the attentions of TV producers? And who knows? Maybe in two years, when the next inevitable Republican closet case emerges, Suzanne Craig will be on TV to peddle her book.

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