The Joy Of Conservative Sex

Take it from a professional:

For those who liked that kind of stuff, there were whips, chains and a lot of leather. Jeanette says that most of the clients who wanted to be dominated were Republicans. She cracks a smile, then adds, "They wanted to be spanked and tortured and wear stockings -- Republicans have impeccable taste in silk stockings -- and these are the people who run our country."

I feel reassured. More Republican Madamorama here.