"I am a university student, and we are bored of you. Hitchens is our hero. Orwell is our hero. Paine is our hero. Dostoevsky is our hero. We are humanitarians, and The Left is dead to us," - a commenter responding to a piece by leftist Terry Eagleton in the Guardian. Eagleton regards the genocide-backing, America-hating Harold Pinter as a progressive mentor.