Reihan On Tha Streetz

He's getting an iPhone. It requires preparation:

First I need to go for a run and do some calisthenics, gather my water bottles and protein bars, gather books and laptop, buy an enormous umbrella (which will give me a critical advantage), and steel myself for boredom, which I generally can't stand.

Don't ask what he wants the enormous umbrella for. More video of iPhone geeks here. Will someone send Triumph please?