Who wants

bright skylights, inset lighting fixtures, a top-floor kitchenette with a built-in espresso machine, new hardwood floors and soft pistachio carpeting up the winding stairs... heated floors, a firefighting system, speakers for music throughout the building, and spacious bathrooms, one with a Jacuzzi?

The Iraqi "government" for their new U.S. embassy. Where do they want it? Across the street from Cheney's place.